Taking an afternoon tea with a scandalous twist is one of the quirkiest things to do in London. Tuck into sexy cupcakes and bubbles while watching black magic and burlesque shows.
Try a ‘cake sitting’ experience where the dominatrix from London escorts covers you in custard, jelly, or paint before crushing profiteroles on your torso with her feet!
Coco De Mer
Known as ‘the Home of Pleasure’, this London boutique champions female sensuality and self-expression. Their lingerie is crafted squarely for the bedroom, with meticulous details illuminating feminine curves in silk and lace.
In the spirit of kink, Coco de Mer also stocks a range of vintage sex toys. From spankers and cuffs to collars, vibrators, and clamps, there’s something to tickle every kink bone.
This sexy shop also supports fair trade and eco-friendly manufacturing. Owner Sam Roddick’s ethos ensures products are ethically sourced, with an emphasis on small projects and cottage industries.
Mistress Luna
Mistress Luna is an international Dominatrix who tours the world regularly & holds sessions in her fully-equipped Dungeon when she’s in London. She enjoys a wide range of kinky scenes & activities including spanking flogging pegging cock teasing & ball torture plus many others.
She ordered him to remain on all fours and kept his eyes lowered to her feet. She sucked his every toe individually then licked and kissed the soles and ankles.
He forgot all about the pain in his knees back and groin but he couldn’t stop thinking about her beautiful feet. He wanted to meet her again!
Twisted Orchid
In East London’s Murder Mile studio, Twisted Orchid offers private fetish photography sessions of you and a partner posed against a slinky set. They also host a bi-monthly ‘Dirty Sexy Words’ reading slam, where male and female paperback erotica authors read both fresh frisky fiction and classic erotica aloud.
Orchid hunters wanted to tame the dangerous orchid, to possess it and coax it into flower in a tidy greenhouse of their own making; growing them was wish-fulfillment. They were men of Victorian manliness, men of exploitation and privilege.
Orchids are expert practitioners of sexual deception, adapted alongside their insect partners to lure in a pollinating partner and, then – thorny fingers and all – extract the sweet, bittersweet nectar they’ve evolved for. Micheal Pollan has called them “the inflatable love dolls of the floral kingdom”.
Dirty Sexy Words
The aptly named Dirty Sexy Words hosts monthly literature slams where male and female erotic authors read their friskiest fiction to a roomful of eager fetishists. It also offers a range of sexual education workshops and events, from twat-training classes to the sexy art of using words.
While sexy talk can be hilarious and thought-provoking, it’s important to consider the context in which it is used. If you are in a professional setting or around people who may not be comfortable with it, it can come across as inappropriate and disrespectful.
Brushstrokes and Nudes Sip & Paint is a great way to get some kinky pillow talk practice in. Or, if you’d rather be sat in front of a buff nude model, try the raunchy Unforbidden: Sensual Supper Club.
Agent Provocateur
Iconic British lingerie brand Agent Provocateur has added a new twist to their iconic campaigns. In their latest campaign, women take center stage and men are barely visible, a welcome change in direction in a Time’s Up world.
The brand is pushing boundaries with its opulent range of inspirational creations that intensify life’s pleasures. Their playful and evocative collections are designed to empower women through a celebration of feminine power.
The luxury lingerie brand is loved by celebrities including Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue, and plus-size model Charli Howard. They’re also renowned for their steamy marketing campaigns that subvert outdated male fantasies and empower women.
Hitchin’ Bitches
Hitchin’ Bitches is a network of female-identified riggers who use peer learning and skill sharing to promote the art of rope bondage. They want to change the perception of riggers as being exclusively male, and they welcome women, FTM, GNC, intersexed, genderqueer, and intersected people. Men may attend as practice bottoms.
MrsB enjoys sexy, sadistic rope bondage, cuddling, and intense play, and she loves to share her knowledge of kink with others. She’s also happy to hand out goody bags containing condoms, lube, and promotional bumf to guests at fetish parties. (Consensually) rope them in! The event is for women only, but cis-men are welcome to attend as practice bottoms.
Body Love Sketch Club
From kinky life-drawing classes to sexy talks on self-pleasure, London has many sexy and body-positive events. There are also sexy clubs like Fox & Badge, Harpies, and $exquisite.
Ruby Rare is a writer, artist, and advocate for body love. She runs Body Love Sketch Club, which is not your average life drawing class – it’s all about celebrating the bodies of others.
This neon-themed series of life drawing sessions use reactive paints, pastel colours, and UV lights to make you feel alive. Dr Sketchy also offers burlesque and cabaret-themed life-drawing sessions that are sure to get you going.
Naked Boys Reading
In a dark, overcrowded, underground steamy room in Dalston, something quite special happens. Twice a month certain men get naked to read literature, glorious literature, that is.
It might sound like a peep show, but it’s not. Naked Boys Reading is a literary salon with an erotic twist, and it’s a great place to see some local beefcakes, twinks, bears, otters, and sissy sluts read aloud. Watching them strip to the bone and then read a text does change your relationship with reading. It’s horny, it’s erotic and it’s worth checking out! This is a must-see for anyone visiting London.
Sex & Relationships Workshops
Whether you want to last longer, surf the edge of your arousal, or have more satisfying penetrative sex, this comprehensive workshop will teach you how to love yourself and your partner with your whole body.
Known for her feminist approach to sex, Ruby Rare holds online and in-person workshops on everything from orgasm equality to non-monogamy 101. She has a knack for making her sessions fun, lighthearted, and informative without compromising on the key messages of consent, respect, safety, and assertiveness.
Esteem’s accredited Relationship and Sex Education (RSE) training equips participants to deliver RSE to young people.
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