Humper's Page
Username: | Humper |
Signed up on: | April 21, 2014 |
Last seen on: | February 16, 2019 |
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Views of this page: | 4,350 time(s) |
Comment votes received: | 7 positive, 0 negative |
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Votes by Humper
Total number of gallery votes: 29Average gallery vote: 9.97 / 10
Total number of profile votes: 153
Average profile vote: 9.95 / 10
Comments by Humper
Comments on profile pages (25)
I offer this poem to pretty Arynne in dedication, Her gorgeous tits provide my inspiration; Who cares if there not real. They have dreamlike appeal, And leave me in complete elation.
Posted by Humper on Arynne Tiller2015-09-26 23:32
There is a girl named Felicia who is hot,
And guy named Humper thought he’d take a shot;
When he made a pass, At this pretty young lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot!
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-06-02 23:07
As I take my daily vitamin E,
Aspen’s pretty blue eyes guarantee;
A love that will last,
For pretty lady with class,
Her matchless beauty, enjoyed by a devotee like me.
Posted by Humper on Aspen Mackensie2014-05-31 19:14
Angel Barber is my predilection, my ultimate love fantasy to perfection.
Posted by Humper on Angel Barber2014-05-29 18:54
In an era of tranquil reflection.
Circumspection and loving affection;
Where sweet and petite gets cheered,
And often endeared,
Nikita’s cute titties represent perfection
Posted by Humper on Nikita Blonde2014-05-27 21:27
Lonnie Waters is her name. Getting naked for me is her aim. Not a thing is prohibited, she’s not the least bit inhibited. Encounters with her are not tame.
Posted by Humper on Lonnie Waters2014-05-27 20:41
Not a cloud up above to block heat,
Warm sunshine and a perfect day that's complete;
Lonnie gives me a glint,
With a come hither hint,
Looking so very sexy and sweet.
Posted by Humper on Lonnie Waters2014-05-24 19:10
Lovely, and all natural, she has a "special" quality about her.
Posted by Humper on Cody Renee2014-05-20 17:04
The lovely and luscious Felicia Taylor...the most perfect girl on planet earth should come with a warning label. Medical advice should be sought immediately for a prolonged penile erection lasting for more than four hours.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-05-14 16:35
A time trip to nineteen sixty-nine,
Finds Nancy McNeil looking sexy and divine;
All senses excited,
Once again united
To her sweet beauty with charm intertwined.
Posted by Humper on Nancy McNeil2014-05-13 19:01
Shelley Amber, is the "Busty Babe" I adore, A beauty extraordinaire, that goes right to the core; Not imagined, but real, She has dreamlike appeal, Her big beautiful titties, I cannot ignore.
Posted by Humper on Shelley Amber Patterson2014-05-11 21:13
Shelley, I find you extremely attractive Your Double-D tits are quite distractive, You have every curve, The kind I like to observe, With the type of body that can make me interactive.
Posted by Humper on Shelley Amber Patterson2014-05-11 05:04
In the endless search for perfection, I found,
Felicia, who holds me spellbound;
Far and above,
She’s the one that I love,
A beautiful lady, who I view as profound
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-26 17:52
Recently, there was a study that said “gazing at womens breasts makes men healthier." The study also recommends that men should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized B-cup or larger.
I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank lovely Felicia Taylor for making me just about the healthiest man alive.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-24 20:03
Lovely, and all natural, she has a "special" quality about her.
Posted by Humper on Cody Renee2014-04-24 02:00
Subtle smell of perfume in her hair, Blithe spirit without earthly care; Pretty eyes that entice, Felicia looking so nice, Her gorgeous body is beyond all compare.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-23 22:34
Please allow me to make a pitch,
For sexy Angela without a stitch;
Content on being cajoled,
A complete "Angel" to behold,
Tantalizing titties, she has found her niche.
Posted by Humper on Angela Little2014-04-23 18:14
In bed her panties quickly give way, High passions are now underway; Her pretty pussy revealed, Not a thing that's concealed, Sandra luv, you have just made my day. Note: Beautiful Sandra Hill is absolutely one of the most sensually hot women in porn.
Posted by Humper on Sandra Hill2014-04-23 16:38
Not a cloud up above to block heat,
Warm sunshine and a perfect day that's complete;
Lonnie gives me a glint,
With a come hither hint,
Looking so very sexy and sweet.
Posted by Humper on Lonnie Waters2014-04-23 16:28
Felicia and my thoughts intertwine,
Any time of the day I find;
That her tits and smile,
Are precisely my style,
Absolute perfection in my mind.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-23 09:27
Fond hours of pleasure ensue, Dreaming of Felicia…
my ultimate woo, Passions runs wild, All senses beguiled,
Tender ecstasy never quite through.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-22 21:04
Sweet Heather, you’re indeed quite a dream,
Your natural beauty is all that it seems;
With such a good soul,
Allow me to be you’re devoted extol,
Because… in my book you’ll always reigns supreme.
Posted by Humper on Heather Bauer2014-04-21 21:57
Of the famous Cyber Girls who gained fame,
Felicia Taylor is one I could name;
Blonde, and quite classy,
Cute, curved sexy chassis,
Her gorgeous tits deserves world acclaim.
I offer this poem to Felicia in dedication,
Her gorgeous boobs provide my inspiration;
So perfect and real,
With dreamlike appeal,
They leave me in complete elation.
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-21 21:38
For me, Felicia is always a joy,
A long life of "lusting" I hope to employ;
Not passing the chance,
To get in another glance,
Of her... cute titties for me to enjoy.
Fond hours ogling Felicia ensue,
A sweet ecstasy never quite through;
Her angelic form,
Stunning far beyond norm,
Two words for sexy Felicia... Thank You!
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-21 21:24
Oh the hypnotic allure of the shapely breast,
I found Felicia who is twice blessed;
As I search far and near,
To me its quite clear,
That her tits are two of the best.
So pretty, round, perky and pink,
They’re driving me straight to the brink;
Oh so inviting,
Squeezable and exciting,
Felicia is absolutely perfect I think
Posted by Humper on Felicia Taylor2014-04-21 21:10
Comments on galleries (5)
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines. Mixed-metaphors aside, Tina has my engine hitting on all cylinders.
Posted by Humper on gallery 'Tina Jordan Playboy Playmate March 2002' of Tina Jordan2014-05-30 13:25
“Hi there, Lonnie is my name,
Getting naked for you is my aim;
Not a thing prohibited,
I’m not the least bit inhibited,
Photo shoots of me are not tame.”
Posted by Humper on gallery 'Lonnie Waters stripping naked outdoor' of Lonnie Waters2014-05-24 11:59
Sexy Felicia takes her bra panties off nice and slow,
Giving me just a hint of pleasures below;
Sexual urge ignited,
She has me hard and excited,
All the sensations that Felicia can bestow.
Posted by Humper on gallery 'Felicia Taylor stripping black lingerie and stockings' of Felicia Taylor2014-04-21 14:09
Pretty Felicia so sexy in bed,
Naked and anxious with her legs spread;
The lighting subdued,
She quickly gets nude,
Her desires not misled or misread
In bed bed her panties quickly give way,
High passions are now underway;
Letting lust run wild,
All senses beguiled
Hot sexy Felicia has just made my day.
Posted by Humper on gallery 'Felicia Taylor stripping black lingerie and stockings' of Felicia Taylor2014-04-26 12:35
Gorgeous Aspen has just caught my eye,
As I approach, it’s clear she’s not shy;
Cute, sexy blonde sort,
Who wants to cavort,
Sexy smile so what the hell I give it a try.
“Hi there, Aspen’s my name,
Getting you big and hard is my aim;
I’m not the least bit inhibited,
Not a thing is prohibited,
A night spent with me is not tame.”
Naughty words that excite and delight,
Soulful glances exchanged in the night;
Her look fuels desire,
My thoughts burning with fire,
Lovely Aspen and high passion ignite.
Posted by Humper on gallery 'Aspen Mackensie stripping bra and broken thong' of Aspen Mackensie2014-05-31 10:50