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Have you driven a Forde lately?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Charlie Forde2025-01-18 13:00

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Sophie Dee2025-01-17 18:51

Fuck off! Anna Nicole Smith was a goddess. Countless times I shot my protein out to her.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Anna Nicole Smith2025-01-17 15:32

TOO young, d!ck!

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Nikki Lee Young2025-01-16 02:37

Mouse face?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Elise Trouw2025-01-13 20:41

And that valley is quite uncanny, indeed.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Biancadata2025-01-13 20:07

I can excuse the tittoo.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Greedy Grove2025-01-10 11:54

Imagine daddy Don reading this

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Dakota Johnson2025-01-08 22:13

I am perfectly free to comfort the grieving widow in her hour of need.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Aubrey Plaza2025-01-06 21:12

This giraffe & I need to spend some nights together.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Natalia Vieru2025-01-06 02:27

Worth the climb.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Cameron Brink2025-01-06 02:26

I wanna go down on her and not only suck her period dry, but make tea with her used tampons.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Nikki Leigh2025-01-05 21:19

Do you even know what the fuck a conscript is?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Melissa Rauch2025-01-02 21:53

A gynecologist's dream.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Amanda Seyfried2025-01-02 18:56

Yeah, how die she did?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Goldie Sparxx2024-12-30 20:53

You're a human restraining order.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Amanda Holden2024-12-30 03:32

Bri certainly Blossomed.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Bri Blossom2024-12-28 21:23

Violent sexual assaults are never fun.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Madelyn Cline2024-12-28 21:20

Lily Icey is rather spicy.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lil Icey2024-12-28 21:14

The Leprechaun aged better.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-12-23 02:27

TOO short, dumbfuck.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Therese Charlotte Margrethe2024-12-17 05:46

Clever

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lea De Mae2024-12-16 21:49

What the fuck does that even mean?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lea De Mae2024-12-16 18:07

Milana was endowed with quite a set of Vayntrubs.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Milana Vayntrub2024-12-16 16:49

Now Shayna, Holt on there.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Shayna Holt2024-12-16 14:58

How much are those screen doors flappin in the breeze?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lily Phillips2024-12-15 16:39

I wanna go down on her and suck her period dry.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Dua Lipa2024-12-15 00:07

You are fucking mental! She is a goddess, and my dream is to have my face slathered in her period.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Maitland Ward Baxter2024-12-02 17:21

The fuck are you talking about? I have reviewed all albums & individual pics, and she's perfect.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Staci Carr2024-11-30 19:13

Her period must taste like cherrywine.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Nikki Leigh2024-11-25 03:05

Perfect coin slot.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Mackay2024-11-23 23:51

0pen & Schutt

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Kerrington Schutt2024-11-23 23:49

Incest is never fun, never.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Iris Apatow2024-11-22 01:34

She turned The Big 5-0 this year.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Vida Guerra2024-11-19 19:26

I wanna learn my Larsen.


Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Larsen Thompson2024-11-19 15:53

If she had a baby, would the offspring be a subContractor?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Nazneen Contractor2024-11-19 02:19

Colbert cannot live without her. 3 times in a 4 month period she was on his show, but fuck DEF LEPPARD, who in 44 years of releasing records, still have never been booked to perform on any late-night show filmed in New York.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Billie Eilish2024-11-18 15:34

This is no site for children.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Kalyn DeClue2024-11-18 15:32

Lucy, look me up, honey.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lucy Lenor2024-11-16 18:47

I think the cancer has her.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Bhad Bhabie2024-11-14 01:48

Her daughter is being investigated for real estate fraud.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Kristi Noem2024-11-13 03:42

If she ran for office she would have to deliver a stump speech.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Bethany Hamilton2024-11-13 01:30

Good thing there is no such thing as scratch & sniff. Bet she smells like low tide 25/8/367.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Bhad Bhabie2024-11-13 01:24

She's an American citizen.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Reese Witherspoon2024-11-12 21:28

Mediocre

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-11-12 15:51

Choking hazard.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lisa Welch2024-11-11 18:08

Choking hazard.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lisa Welch2024-11-11 14:11

Yes, but such a thing does not involve incest.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Dakota Johnson2024-11-11 01:00

CSEM?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on 2024-11-10 18:37

When it comes to Gauge, I really would like to meter.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Gauge2024-11-08 22:49

She's a mentally unbalanced hag. A fugitive on the run after kidnapping her son following lies she made against her ex claiming he sexually abused the child.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Zoe McLellan2024-11-06 18:41

Few have committed career suicide as expeditiously as this dumbass. Nicole deBoer had a better run, she at least lasted a full season.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Denise Crosby2024-11-05 22:19

Too many are shooting their Klum on images of Leni to care. 0luminate them.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Leni Olumi Klum2024-11-03 23:54 (edited 2024-11-03 23:56)

She's a beast, Iggy Pop in drag.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Cara Wilder2024-11-03 21:48

BYRDS, not BYRD'S, dumbass. No apostrophes in plural words, don't be an autocorrect drone.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Love Hewitt2024-11-02 18:47

If mundane was a person.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-11-02 18:46

Heathers Langenkamp & Thomas, Rebecca Holden, Havilland Morris, Phoebe Cates, Julie McCullough. Beat that.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-11-01 16:17

Are ya sure that is what she neds?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lilly Bell2024-10-31 19:21

2 words,
Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-31 14:42

Hopefully her dad is on the road to find this oxygen thief waiting for a bus or a cab and comes down with a case of leadfoot.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Brittany Rhea2024-10-30 17:50

We birth quite the talent here in New Jersey. I long to go down on this Garden State Goddess and suck her period dry.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Lauren Phillips2024-10-30 17:48

Camilla has a nice set of Concannons.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Camila Concannon2024-10-29 21:38

Losers who are too timid to properly type out cock have no business being on a site like this.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Kelly Monaco2024-10-29 18:55

Not even a nosejob could make that basic bitch bangable. HEAD OF THE CLASS had legit hotties on that show. There also are Justine Bateman, Heather Langenkamp, Shannen Doherty, Tammy Amerson & Andrea Evans who had something to offer. Jennifer Aniston never had it.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-29 18:27 (edited 2024-10-29 18:28)

Fame & Fartune

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Stephanie Matto2024-10-28 21:15

It's......

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Britney Bitch2024-10-27 23:49

Goopy love canal?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Nadia Ali2024-10-27 23:49

Ever heard of Lamar Alexander? White guy, governor & senator from Tennessee and Secretary of Education under Bush Sr.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Katarina Deme2024-10-26 17:35

Hooters hired her, so there's that.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Vanessa Schneider2024-10-25 15:32

LOSS, not LOST, dumbass.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Annie Wersching2024-10-25 02:48

I wanna coat my cock in bacon grease and shove it up all 3 of this Zionazi whore's holes.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Noa Tishby2024-10-24 19:27

Ever heard of lip reading?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Febby Twigs2024-10-24 04:01

My eyes are........
ah fuck it

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Biancadata2024-10-23 20:48

There are deaf people who CAN speak.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Febby Twigs2024-10-23 02:20

TOO kind, dumbass.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Cerina Vincent2024-10-22 21:31

Fuck monkey? You need round the clock psychiatric help.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Mini Vanilli2024-10-22 01:01

Hollywood, run this cunt out on a rail. The way she is hyperventilating over the edited WICKED poster is the ultimate in hubris. First, she's a fucking hosebeast with her Uncle Fester head and bullring which is really sexy. What a malignant narcissist. Bitch should talk to the cast of FIREFLY who had their show deliberately sabotaged by Fox about being erased. How selfish, how absurd and childish this is.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Cynthia Erivo2024-10-20 23:45

An overrated, unfunny waste of a half hour that aired for 10 years.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-20 18:31

A show set in New York should show New York. Instead we get their apartments, the coffeeshop and episodes centering around Ross trying to get a sofa moved upstairs. FRIENDS did fuck all to pay affection to the city. Again, 6 shutins who never went outside.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-20 18:30

I was 17 when the show premiered, and to use a modern phrase for that period, I found Jennifer Aniston to be a rather basic bitch. HEAD OF THE CLASS had a diverse mix of hotties, you also have Justine Bateman, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Lisa Dean Ryan who smoldered on the small screen. Jennifer Aniston was overrated from the get go.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-20 18:26

All 3 of them were hagbags. Plus, the show never, ever filmed a fuckin thing in the real New York, Ani is known for hating the city. 6 shutins who never went outside became this cultural touchstone. A show set in New York should showcase New York, however, FRIENDS was as reflective of New York as fucking LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-20 02:24

FRIENDS was long on the air when OFFICE SPACE was released. As for Perry, twas not his day, his week, his month, or even his year.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jennifer Aniston2024-10-19 23:38 (edited 2024-10-19 23:40)

How are Joey, Kevin & Natalie?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Jessica Buchanan2024-10-19 19:51

PORN, not PRON, dumbass.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Julianne Moore2024-10-18 22:03

Get help.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Julianne Moore2024-10-18 19:31

Weird smell?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Julianne Moore2024-10-18 17:01

What the fuck?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on Julianne Moore2024-10-18 02:54

Comments on galleries (9)

Perfect coin slot pussy.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'EroticBeauty presents Ruth - Pretty All Over' of Ruth (MetArt)2024-08-15 15:56

Who's Taylor?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Sexy blonde Kayley Gunner flaunts her big tits and juicy butt in the bar' of Kayley Gunner2024-08-11 18:07

Kaykey?

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Sexy blonde Kayley Gunner flaunts her big tits and juicy butt in the bar' of Kayley Gunner2024-08-11 18:07

Breasts that enter a room 5 minutes before she does.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Beth Lily presents her mouthwatering natural juicy boobs for the shoot' of Beth Lily2024-08-11 12:24

A baby nursing on those is gonna grow to 10 feet tall.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Beth Lily teasing with sexy lingerie and her enormous breasts' of Beth Lily2024-08-11 12:22

When you have to wear a bra while already wearing a bra.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Ideal blonde Beth Lily loses latex top and shows huge boobs' of Beth Lily2024-08-11 12:25

I think this is more firefighter than Roger's wife.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Ideal blonde Beth Lily loses latex top and shows huge boobs' of Beth Lily2024-08-11 12:26

Ciara
Loves
Intramural
Tennis

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Ciara Price and her friends playing tennis naked' of Ciara Price2024-08-12 13:37

New Jersey born & bred goddess.

Posted by SOUTHPAW732 on gallery 'Gorgeous blonde Heather Spytek shows off her busty body' of Heather Spytek2024-08-15 21:44