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Oh shut the hell up you tool, her hands don't even look the same. You said something dumb and got called out for it and your response was "DuRhH I BeT yU nEvR bEeN wItH a ReEl GuRl DuUhRrH".

Something tells me you're the expert on what constitutes "fake girl".

Posted by solopach on Sofia Gomez2025-03-23 05:46

I fell in love with her as a kid seeing her as Kelly Kapowski in "Saved by the Bell"...

Posted by solopach on Tiffani Thiessen2025-01-10 21:38

Read it again? As in "in the five months since I commented someone might have changed it??" No way, to think that could happen on a user-edited wiki?!

Posted by solopach on Blair Williams2024-09-24 21:13

It was an error and someone corrected it, fucktard. No BS here except you not being able to look at the date of my comment and going "hmmmm".

Posted by solopach on Blair Williams2024-09-24 21:12

Well, not everyone has good taste. At least you've come to terms with it.

Posted by solopach on Sarena Banks2024-08-08 22:12

She actually seems to have a fun personality, and those tits are absolutely incredible. She does have OF but she never lets them out, always tease and hand-bra shots. Still, lovely lady.

Posted by solopach on Sofia Gomez2024-07-21 07:08

I can't seem to figure out how to edit/update a babe's profile...

Posted by solopach on Rolyat2024-05-26 07:30

Her name isn't "Rolyatis Taylor"; her name is Taylor Bloxam, Rolyat is the name she uses professionally for modeling. So it's "Rolyat is Taylor". Not "Rolyatis".

Posted by solopach on Rolyat2024-05-26 07:24

I honestly believe this woman's throat could bring about world peace.

Posted by solopach on Shaiden Rogue2024-04-24 14:51

Basically in shorthand "vore" is erotic cannibalism.

Posted by solopach on Codi Vore2024-04-17 16:23

You know a lot of straight male porn stars do gay porn because it pays SO much better? What you do for work and who you are are two different animals - unless you're some kind of troglodyte who defines their lives solely by what they do for a living.

Posted by solopach on Codi Vore2024-04-17 16:21

Nonsense speak from a braindead generation that gets all their media intake from TikTok.

Posted by solopach on Angie Faith2024-04-17 16:17

THAT constitutes "chubby"?! Ugh, I guess I'm getting old.

Posted by solopach on Angie Faith2024-04-17 16:16

Where did all these extremely hot blonde female golfers come from?! It seems like they just suddenly appeared all at once!

Posted by solopach on Elise Lobb Dzingel2024-04-10 20:08

I want to see her go Mia Khalifa 2.0.

Posted by solopach on Alia Lia Shelesh2024-04-10 19:00

Her acting leaves something to be desired but those breasts are gorgeous.

Posted by solopach on Kat Dennings2024-04-09 20:00

Something about her smile makes her look like she's genuinely "happy", I dunno if there's another adjective to describe it. So many of these models smile for the camera but it just seems sort of fake, as if it's a chore. But Eva actually looks happy.

Posted by solopach on Eva Mikulski2024-04-08 17:32

She's very pretty, not particularly special, but when you see how this woman sucks a d1ck it's a sight to behold - an absolute 10.

I just noticed under Ethnicity... "primarily Asian"? Umm...

Posted by solopach on Blair Williams2024-04-01 07:11 (edited 2024-05-02 20:46)

When I was a kid I saw her in "Lost in Space" - Fell in love right then.

Posted by solopach on Lacey Chabert2024-04-01 05:43

Not a fan of the hot dog lips and the balloon tits.

Posted by solopach on Aletta Ocean2024-04-01 05:12

This woman's deepthroating abilities should make her a national treasure of Japan.

Posted by solopach on Hina Nanami2024-04-01 04:29

People keep saying she's trans.

Well, *shrug* guess I'm gay then. :/

Posted by solopach on Nonsummerjack2024-04-01 04:15

Am I the only one that sees a bit of a resemblance between her and and TikTokker Risi Simms/Liz Katz? They look like they could be sisters or something.

Posted by solopach on Lexi Belle2024-04-01 04:10

That profile picture is terrible, looks like there's half a braincell firing inside there.

Posted by solopach on Sabrina Nichole2024-04-01 03:58

She's had a lot of dick, but she ain't had mine.

Posted by solopach on Chasey Lain2024-04-01 03:56

She's pretty, but the fact that she looks 17 is a massive turn-off. Sorry, the "barely legal" thing is just gross.

Posted by solopach on Violet Summers2024-04-01 03:55

This isn't arithmetic; the scale is based on a subjective quality that is different depending on the perspective of the viewer. What is a 5 to one might be a 10 to another; because the relative nature of the scale, the increments on that scale are equally liquid. Arithmetic is a science - mathematics. Beauty is philosophy. Two different animals bound by two different rules.

In other words, shut the hell up because you know just as well as everyone else that any sort of exaggerated statement like "she's 100!" or "she's 11/10!" just means that person thinks she's perfect and you want to be an asshole over the explication regarding the "beauty scale". Cry elsewhere.

Posted by solopach on Ekaterina Surgucheva2024-04-01 03:34

There's a pic of her walking up a flight of stairs looking back at the camera, insanely hot.

Posted by solopach on Sarena Banks2024-03-31 06:23

What, should he have been more Shakespearean about it? Maybe thrown in a "most beautiful of sparrows" in there or something? I call my wife "baby girl". Generally when you view something with such contempt as, say, a "bag of meat" you don't bother with something like "baby girl". Because if you view then like that then obviously they don't deserve a term of endearment like that. Get over yourself.

Posted by solopach on Sophia Leone2024-03-31 06:18

Jesus, her face looks like it was made of Play-Doh and someone hit her with a hot shovel.

Posted by solopach on Kayla Carrera2024-03-31 06:06

Not really an accomplishment if you pay for it.

Posted by solopach on Karen McDougal2024-03-30 07:24

Man I fell in love with her as a kid. Still gorgeous.

Posted by solopach on Karen McDougal2024-03-30 07:23

Ran into her at Wondercon, gorgeous woman and surprisingly kind. I find a lot of the "personalities" on social media aren't exactly "personable", but she was really nice.

Posted by solopach on Tabitha Lyons2024-03-28 19:27

I've seen her at cons so it's not all Photoshop. Just the bad fillers.

Posted by solopach on Alia Lia Shelesh2024-03-28 19:22

Fell in love with her as a kid watching "Labyrinth", decades later I'm still in love with her. Damn you, Paul Bettany.

Posted by solopach on Jennifer Connelly2024-03-27 05:24

Get a hobby.

Posted by solopach on Sofia Gomez2024-03-19 14:49

She's absolutely beautiful. Fucking insane, but beautiful.

Women like her are exactly why the "crazy/hot" scale exists.

Posted by solopach on Amber Heard2024-03-15 21:49 (edited 2024-03-15 21:50)

Yeah, I mean the woman is insane but she's still beautiful. So she falls under the "babe" umbrella. Being sane is not a prerequisite to being a babe.

Posted by solopach on Amber Heard2024-03-15 21:48

Damned right, she is an artist with that camel toe.

Posted by solopach on Sarena Banks2024-03-15 21:16

Another connoisseur, I see. *clinks glass*

Posted by solopach on Elsa Jean2024-03-15 21:13

Look at the videos on that Twitt-oops, I mean "X" page, there are a few where you get a good view of her ass. Clearly not the same. Got some age marks and not as round.

Posted by solopach on Sofia Gomez2024-03-15 21:10