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After all these years waiting for her to reveal her big tits in all their glory, I'm sad to report that them being displayed for the world "in all their glory" would be the wrong way to describe finally getting to see them. Because, at the same time, the reason she's been so stuck-up hiding them from her fans when she could've made hella money showing them over the last couple of years, became very understandable! 😢 Either she's been unlucky with her genetic makeup when it came to nipple placement and having at least somewhat similarly sized boobs, or she's been the victim of a horribly botched attempt at breast enhancement that completely ruined what should've been God's gift to mankind.

She used to be rated 10/10 by me, but after seeing her sad excuse for a set of boobs, I'm changing my rating to 3/10. I can't go lower because who'd I be kidding? Even if I'd give her unsymmetrical boobage a lot less of my focus than one would expect in the beyond unrealistic scenario I'd ever get a chance to ravage her tight blonde body, I'd never stopp ravaging it until I'd have passed away from dehydration. The saying "Never meet your heroes!" might never have rang more true than in the case of Hannah Palmer's freak-ish boobs 😢

Anyone interested in seeing for themselves should be able to do so by looking her up on all the "normal" leak-sites, as the surprise reveal came courtesy of the photographer behind Eats! beginning to sell BTS footage from all the Eats! girls photoshoots, Hannah Palmer included (it's the shoot where the "famous" pussy-slip photo comes from).

Posted by testymanty on Hannah Palmer2025-03-01 00:23