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Stumbled upon her on a humbug, so many years ago . . . nice Jewish 👣 and 🍈🍈, but no 🍑 of which 2 🗣️!!! 🤖

Posted by KoldShadow on Amit Freidman2025-02-24 05:11

Super cute and sexy PMOM that really does it 4 me!

Posted by KoldShadow on Marya Carter2025-02-24 04:56

Hmmm . . . . . did not know she had her chest enhanced 😐. Still 🚬 🥵!!! Only Ayisha Diaz can compare. 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on Jessica Kylie2024-08-25 03:05

Captivating . . . perhaps hotter now than her mom was in her prime? 🤔

Posted by KoldShadow on Leni Olumi Klum2024-03-19 21:21

She makes you feel SOOOOO FUCKING GOOD, right? 🤪

Gotta love prime-time Playboy! 👏

Posted by KoldShadow on Julie Clarke2024-03-11 19:14

PMOM PARAGON RIGHT HERE!!! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on Susan Lynn Kiger2024-03-11 04:57

I would have never guessed that she got a boob job. Still 🚬 HAWT! 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on Tammy Torres2024-03-08 15:33

Not the hottest SI Swimsuit model ever by any stretch of the imagination, but definitely one of the most photogenic (at least, in recent memory). Strangely enough, I prefer her to model with her clothes on (or implicitly nude at most). 😋 Her hair is her best feature, IMHO.

Posted by KoldShadow on Alyssa Miller2024-03-05 19:15

Her tits are fake?!?!? 🤔

Posted by KoldShadow on Keeley Hazell2024-02-09 23:48

Nothing short of SPECTACULAR 🤩 . . . easily one of the hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models EVER. Her glamour modeling is the stuff 💦 dreams are made of . . . and her gorgeous 🦶🦶 certify her celestially beautiful status. 🔥

Posted by KoldShadow on Christen Harper2024-02-09 02:44

Adorably beautiful! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on Milana Vayntrub2024-02-08 14:10

Monumentally BEAUTIFUL 🥰 . . . why on 🌎 am I just now discovering her? 🤪

Posted by KoldShadow on Colleen Cole2024-02-06 02:14

Without a doubt the sexiest gymnast--and possibly athlete--EVER 🔥. I am THOROUGHLY infatuated with her impeccable body, which certifiably sizzles and sparkles from her gorgeous head to her magnificent toes 😍. Her ESPN Body Issue video shoot and shots are literal PERFECTION 🏆.

Posted by KoldShadow on Aly Raisman2024-01-05 03:06

LOL 🤪 . . . I sincerely love this site. 😆

Posted by KoldShadow on Devin DeVasquez2023-12-19 16:52

MESMERIZINGLY beautiful 😍 . . . her GQ magazine photo shoot video was particularly smoking hot. 🔥🔥🔥

Posted by KoldShadow on Adriana Lima2023-12-12 04:13

Billie Eillish is a (potential) closet transgender 🤫 . . . it's mere conjecture but that is the vibe she gave me from first glance. However, with her cosmetic enhancements . . . not gonna lie . . . I'd totally smash. 😝

Posted by KoldShadow on Irina Shayk2023-12-01 18:52

My adoration of this adorably beautiful and stunningly sexy goddess has been incrementally increasing since she caught my eye ~2015. Besides Irina Shaykhlislamova, she is my absolute favorite supermodel ever . . . her nudes completely blow me away 🤩 . . . I can only imagine how much prettier she will be in her 30's and 40's, assuming she ages gracefully (and Lucifer willing she does). Much ❤️ . . . oh and, did I mention I want to round the bases with her feet?!? 😆

Posted by KoldShadow on Kendall Jenner2023-12-01 18:39

Definitely not the prettiest UK glamour model, but she is a bona fide KNOCKOUT from the neck down. 👍👍👍 Maybe the best rack I have ever seen! 👏

Posted by KoldShadow on Kelly Andrews2023-12-01 00:25

Despite the fact that she has had EXTENSIVE cosmetic facial modifications--and staunchly DENIES that fact 🤔 (save for a rhinoplasty that she admits to)--I can't count how many times her absurdly GORGEOUS grill has gotten my rox off. 🥳 One of my all-time greatest modeling obsessions. 🤩

Posted by KoldShadow on Bella Hadid2023-11-30 17:34

The absolute CLIMAX (of my infatuation) . . . head to toes she is simply--and STRICTLY--SPECTACULAR 🤩. I am thoroughly addicted to her and one day she will be mine! 😆

. . . did I mention she had beautiful feet (that compliment her face with congruity)? 😊

Posted by KoldShadow on Irina Shayk2023-11-28 18:04

The fact that her breasts are lopsided is a testament to the fact that she refuses to get them surgically evened out. Other than that she's gorgeous! 👏

Posted by KoldShadow on Shay Laren2023-11-25 02:44

This is fuckin' hilarious . . .you guys crack me up you really do. 😅

Posted by KoldShadow on Shay Laren2023-11-25 02:40

Maybe the most beautifully sultry actress ever . . . The second coming of Sophia Loren and then some! 👏

Posted by KoldShadow on Monica Bellucci2023-11-25 01:56

You jugfucked Kelly before?!?!? 😱 How did it feel?

Posted by KoldShadow on Kelly Brook2023-11-24 22:14

HAHAHAHA yeah my sentiments PRECISELY 😆!!!!! Kelly remains my #1 favorite FAP inspiration of all time . . . when I am able to finally access my external hard drive I will upload some seemingly out of (online) circulation photographs that are sure to blow you guys out of the water! 😜

Posted by KoldShadow on Kelly Brook2023-11-24 22:13

Crazy but I recall when I climaxed to her spectacular PMOM shot above, so many years ago 😁. . . groooovy, baby, yeah! 😅

Posted by KoldShadow on Fran Gerard2023-11-24 22:07

Wait, so let me get this straight . . . you're an old man and you're STILL going wild on wifey?!?!? 😱 Wow . . . well congrats, and I am sure not just the sex but your penis exercising (edging, 🎈ing, jelqing, etc.) have helped(?) Anyways . .
have you required the assistance of pharmaceutical aphrodisiacs or not? I am just asking because your posts seriously fascinate me. 😎

Posted by KoldShadow on Karen Price2023-11-24 22:00

Spectacular from head to marvelous toes 🤩! Her acting leave something to be desired but most of her performances are above average. Did I mention her beautiful feet? ☺️

Posted by KoldShadow on Gal Gadot2023-11-24 21:45

Wow you just may be my long-lost(-and-longed-for) brother from another mother. 🤔

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 21:33

. . . whatchu know 'bout edging? Wow that is just splendid . . . Katy Perry, Blame Lively, Emma Watson, Cintia Dicker, Anne V. and Natalie Portman are some of the lovely broads that comprise that category for me. 🥰

ScarJo, however, has earned the climactic session-ending distinction, like Kelly Brook, Rosie Jones, Irina Shayk and Joyce Gibson. However, her digs are good for any portion of the (my) FAP continuum! 😊

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 21:31

Well after reading enough of your (very critical of ScarJo comments) I must admit and confess that you are a stone-cold HATER! 😝 She STILL looks TERRIFIC was sans clothing, maybe even hotter than when she pouted and bared it for Vanity Fair in 2006. Eh, well, to each (geezer like you 😆) his own.

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 20:28

Both are drop-dead GORGEOUS . . . Alexandria is cuter, but ScarJo is just a WEEEE bit sexier, IMHO. 😊

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 20:23

You are delusional . . . Scarlett's prime has only just begun; Lucy was hot but she could not lay off the cosmetic surgery and looks somewhat horrendous now, same goes for Lana (even though she remains one of my favorite porn stars ever 🥰). Now don't get me wrong, youthful beauty will always be the first to get people's attention, but the two women you gave as preferable examples are a bit washed up . . . personally, I got my rox off to all 3 in question but I gotta keep it 💯!

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 20:15

Hahahaha, well he definitely went overboard, but as much as I love me sum ScarJo (to the extent that I know she hates that nickname 😊), she definitely had facial cosmetic surgery (rhinoplasty at least 🫢) . . . however, her breasts are real, spectacular and she is surely no lezzie/dyke, though, aight! 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 20:03

Arguably my favorite celebrity ever 🥰 . . . her 2006 Vanity Fair cover (with Keira Knightley) will forever be a monumentally spectacular fear of both modeling and photography . . . if only Rachel MacAdams (instead of Tom Ford) was in it like originally intended! 😝

Her acting could be better but I still ❤️ her, though. 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on Scarlett Johansson2023-11-24 19:59

Drop-dead GORGEOUS . . . maybe an evil psycho witch but she is still undoubtedly one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood history! 🤩 Fun tmi fact: I taught myself how to ejaculate sans orgasm by repeatedly worshipping her (CLASSIC albeit very brief) cowgirl sex scene in "The Informers" . . . thanx, Amber! *teehee* 😊

Posted by KoldShadow on Amber Heard2023-11-24 18:06

That snap really does it for ya, eh? 😆 Hahaha, same here brah! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on Susan Lynn Kiger2023-11-24 17:41

You literally took the words right off of my ⌨️ . . . I feel exactly the same, as this is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PMOM shot of ALL-TIME and top 10 favorite photographs EVER 😍 . . . if only I had a full-size physical copy to aptly worship! 😅

Posted by KoldShadow on Susan Lynn Kiger2023-11-24 17:39

Technically it is photo number 7 but yeah you're right that's not her.

Posted by KoldShadow on Susan Lynn Kiger2023-11-24 17:35

Definitely a classic! One of my all-time favorite Playmates! 😁

Posted by KoldShadow on Susan Lynn Kiger2023-11-24 17:34

Comments on galleries (17)

Mouth-watering! 🤤

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Rhian Sugden displays her bubble butt and small tits on the couch' of Rhian Marie Sugden2023-11-25 01:56

Adorably beautiful . . . her body is s wonderland!!! 😁

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Helga Lovekaty posing in sexy white see-through lingerie' of Helga Lovekaty2023-12-20 04:30

If it weren't for Rosie Jones, Rhian would hands down be my favorite UK glamour model EVER. Furthermore, for the record, Rhian is the hotter of the two . . . but Rosie is CUTER! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'A day in the life of sexy babe Rhian Sugden' of Rhian Marie Sugden2023-12-04 18:46

Splendid . . . my second favorite blonde UK glamour model (after Michelle Marsh) supplies me with yet more *FAP* ftw! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Rhian Sugden getting rid of her summer dress' of Rhian Marie Sugden2023-12-07 06:12

So, I have been waiting quite some time to see her feet 😋 . . . and after clicking through to this gallery, what do I find 🤔? The buxom brunette bombshell is hiding her toes in the sand! 😕

Well . . . on to the next one! 😅

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Sensual babe Emily Agnes revealing her big breasts on the beach' of Emily Agnes2023-12-01 00:21

These UK glamour models always put on quite a jolly good show in their official 🗓️s 👏 . . . this here offering from Keeley is no exception! 👍

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Keeley Hazell Official 2008 Calendar' of Keeley Hazell2024-02-04 22:29

Despite her breast augmentation, she is (still) one of my favorite Playmates in recent memory. The body painting shots are particularly titillating! 👏

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Hope Dworaczyk in a giant pic mix' of Hope Dworaczyk2023-12-08 17:50

Baffled as to how I am just now discovering this 🗓️ . . . well, yet another reason to love BabePedia, for putting me on to this 💎! 😁

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Keeley Hazell 2006 Topless Calendar' of Keeley Hazell2024-02-06 03:54

Marvelous beauty. 🤩 She will forever be a UK Glamour Modeling legend! 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Keeley Hazell 2009 Calendar Swimsuit Edition' of Keeley Hazell2024-02-06 22:17

IMHO easily the most beautiful Playmate in the last couple decades 🏆 . . . my climaxes to her are always incredibly overwhelming and brief! 🫨💰😵 lol

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Emily Agnes walks around naked' of Emily Agnes2023-12-13 01:52

lol you can never tire of fapping to her, right? STR8 🔥. 😁

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Emily Agnes walks around naked' of Emily Agnes2023-12-16 23:36

Maybe it's just Tony Kelly's photography, but I swear she's the hottest playmate EVER 🔥🔥🔥 . . . literal PERFECTION. 🏆😂

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Emily Agnes naked on bike' of Emily Agnes2023-12-13 01:56

Not really a fan of hers but she absolutely KILLED it with his calendar 👏 . . . loving the bonus shots from Front(?) mag at the end, too (or were they erroneously included 🤔 lol).

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Busty Kelly Andrews nude in her official 2010 calendar' of Kelly Andrews2023-11-30 22:22

One of the most underrated women in modeling history . . . one of my top 5 favorite UK Glamodels EVARRRR!!! 🥰

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Sammy Braddy 2009 Official Calendar' of Sammy Braddy2024-09-15 01:49

Gloriously beautiful from head to toes 👏 . . . looks outstanding with lingerie on but her nudity is truly something spectacular to behold! 😍

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Hope Dworaczyk taking off lingerie and posing on bed' of Hope Dworaczyk2023-12-10 03:27

Literally INCREDIBLE . . . she ain't the prettiest UK Glam model ever but she was arguably the hottest when this 🗓️ dropped. She effortlessly oozes sex appeal by the 🪣loads! 💯

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Keeley Hazell naked for X-Rated Calender 2008' of Keeley Hazell2024-02-09 04:14

She is a total and complete knockout 🥊 . . . it is a crying shame that she did not get tittyfucked in her sex tape! 🤣

Posted by KoldShadow on gallery 'Keeley Hazell shows her naked breasts' of Keeley Hazell2024-02-09 22:45