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She was impossibly cute & sweet as Larry David's wife in Curb Your Enthusiasm all those years. Also more living proof that if you're a Kennedy you WILL marry a hot wife, regardless of what exactly if anything you've got between your ears (besides that worm, I suppose).

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Cheryl Hines2025-02-25 04:43 (edited 2025-02-25 04:44)

Girl-next-door type, sweet smile & voice, killer body, SEXY AF & voracious sexual appetite. Literally nothing more could any man ever ask for...a real-life dream girl. 🥰😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Whitney Westgate2025-02-24 16:01

& pre-inflated chest. That was the worst thing she did by far.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Tera Patrick2025-02-19 13:35

Cute, perky & with just enough added attributes (clit ring & teensy-weensy tramp stamp), she never went crazy over changing her body. Wish she could've stuck around longer & done more work.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Claudia Downs2025-02-19 03:55

One of the most unnecessary boob jobs in world history (never mind porn). She was already perfect just the way she was. It actually angered me to see she'd done that to herself.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Tera Patrick2025-02-19 03:51

The young Monique Alexander, before she went all 'Janine' with the tattoos (& implants), was literally The Little Blonde Goddess Of Porn All-Time. Her little ass was so perfect it looked airbrushed. & She would just be totally losing her mind in the moment...so obviously turned-on, not faking anything, that it turned you on more & made you shoot your load harder. Monique was Satisfaction Guaranteed. Every time.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Monique Alexander2025-02-19 03:46

One of my Hollywood dream f***s 😆 Still wish she hadn't done Catwoman though, that really set her career back

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Halle Berry2025-02-18 14:54

One of the all-time-great asses in the history of porn. & Sweet eyes, smile & voice on top of that...😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Gia Paige2025-02-09 18:51

You can tell by the joy on her face in her scenes just how much she loves the sex. That's just as big a turn-on as how gorgeous she is. A 10's 10...DREAM FUCK 😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on April O'Neil2025-02-09 18:47

The poor man's Raylene. But she did age better...didn't put on as much weight as Raylene did. Also her 34 Ds are real. Always got the job done 🥲😵‍💫🔥🎉😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Misty Mendez2025-02-08 21:06

Lauren Shehottie. 😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Lauren Shehadi2025-02-05 14:46

LMAO 😂 I think he meant gazongas & just didn't know how to spell it

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Laurine (Model)2025-02-05 04:29

She ran for Australian PM on the Sex Party ticket. Should've won damnit. 😆 Her tits alone should've been elected PM & Pres.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Angela White2025-02-05 04:24

34 C my ass!! 😆 More like 34 FFF

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Milana Vayntrub2025-02-05 04:17

Once she went BBC she never went back! 😆

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Lindsey Vonn2025-02-05 04:00

'Martha Shaw' from The Notebook 😊

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Jamie Anne Allman2025-02-05 03:58

She is hotter than J. Lo & Shakira put together...back when THEY were both 35. Greatest ass in the history of porn.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Isis Taylor2025-02-05 00:07

No way those are C cups. More like 35 D or DD. Either way they are glorious & deserve motorboating & nutting all over nightly.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Padma Lakshmi2025-02-05 00:04

That next-to-last photo in the red bikini is Padma Lakshmi. Not Tulsi LOL 😆.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Tulsi Gabbard2025-02-05 00:00

Beautiful eyes & smile. Good thing she didn't go too stupidly big with the implants. She was one girl who definitely benefited from the tramp stamp. 😆

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Melissa Jacobs2025-02-04 05:23

I dunno if it's that. Her marrying into the Royal Family was, in kind of a twisted way, sort of a Jackie Robinson moment. Branch Rickey chose him because he believed Robinson could put up with the abuse without retaliating. On the other hand, Harry chose Meghan because she absolutely & utterly f***ed & sucked him silly. Well...Meghan did have to endure similar (albeit less graphic) abuse from the British tabloids, but unlike Robinson she did lash out. The Oprah interview I think was the beginning of the end for her. I just wonder now if he still thinks that her pu$$y was really worth all the trouble after all.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Meghan Markle2025-02-03 23:59 (edited 2025-02-04 00:13)

Just imagine her bouncing on top of you & those tits smacking together...that clapping sound 😍 I don't think there's 1 man on Earth who could fully satisfy her. She's just TOO much woman, period.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Christina Hendricks2025-02-03 23:54

THERE's a blast from the past! 😆 Same for Morena Baccarin 🥲 but I'd still take Christina Hendricks over her 8 days a week. Just a boner-inducing lotta woman.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Christina Hendricks2025-02-03 23:51

They are literally twins i. e. Doppelgangers. Just imagine having the 2 of them @ once

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Margot Robbie2025-02-01 23:40

One of my all-time-favorite cute, sweet little blonde girls in porn. Always got the job done. & A facial QUEEN 🫠

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Fallon Summers2025-02-01 20:19

Check out Titman's Pool Party, Scene 1 (lesbian tent orgy). She's in 69 with another girl & has a VERY intense, screaming orgasm. You can tell that it IS real & no bullshit. She was a great, voracious performer, always satisfying. The Pride of Tehran 🇮🇷

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Nakita Kash2025-02-01 07:34

It's a wonder Paul Skenes (her boyfriend, Pittsburgh Pirates starting pitcher & NL Rookie of the Year in 2024) doesn't throw 110 MPH if he's hitting THAT every night.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Olivia Dunne2025-02-01 04:23

Aside from how perfectly beautiful she is in every way...there's something about her that seems to me, she has a really silly streak in her. The kind of girl you'd also just like to hang out & smoke weed with, giggle your asses off. Or take to a concert & watch her cut loose.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Darcie Dolce2025-02-01 02:15

Well Diora Baird is 41, she's hotter (really)...& how is she down at #12?

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Lucy Pinder2025-01-29 20:10

What's 'Even Marilyn Monroe was hotter' supposed to mean? Like YOU wouldn't have fucked Marilyn back then if you could LOL 😆

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Cristy Ren2025-01-29 19:39

Redhead, green eyes, 32G breasts. & She's from Ukraine. 🥰😍 What more could any man possibly want?

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Katerina Soria2025-01-29 19:36

Hard to believe there are actually 11 women ahead of her on here 🤔

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Diora Baird2025-01-29 19:23

Just imagine her bouncing up & down on you & them smacking together 😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Olivia Taylor Dudley2025-01-29 19:18

Still wish she'd gotten the role of Rachel Dawes in Batman Begins & The Dark Knight. She would've been better than either Katie Holmes or Maggie Gyllenhaal. & Who knows how much higher her career would've gone, she might've gotten that Oscar-winning role she should've had years ago.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Rachel McAdams2025-01-29 19:06

There's 2 reasons she's as high as #61 on this list: 1. She's right smack-dab in the middle of what millions of men find attractive & 2. She's a great actress. She worked w/Sergio Leone @ age 14 for crying out loud (Once Upon A Time In America). & She is still fine @ 54 🔥😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Jennifer Connelly2025-01-27 06:53

Very passionate performer who obviously loves what she does. That is always a turn-on. Beautiful, meaty pussy, the kind I'd lick & suck on til morning & then get right back on after breakfast.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Pepper Kester2024-12-29 02:08

Adorable, sweet, sexy, fall-in-love-with-me eyes & also obviously took good care of herself...unblemished, porcelain skin. Wish more girls in this business were like her.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Kiera Winters2024-12-29 01:49

The fact that she is 100% all-natural (no tattoos OR piercings) demonstrates how confident she really is in her natural beauty...she understands she doesn't need any such 'help.'

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Christen Harper2024-12-14 18:23

He HAD better. I woulda taken Bridget Moynihan over Gisele 8 days a week.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Gisele Bündchen2024-12-14 18:20

LOL 😆 Go see my Christen Harper (aka Christen Goff) post. 👍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Gisele Bündchen2024-12-14 18:19

So Jared Goff is banging this girl & Tom Brady ended up with (& divorced) Gisele. 😂

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Christen Harper2024-12-14 18:16

She's a reminder that anytime a woman considers getting implants, she should seek out the advice of everyone she really cares about (except her kids of course) & vice versa. Because I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gone through with it if she had. It's the kind of decision one is totally incapable of considering objectively

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Megan Fox2024-12-14 18:09

I was just thinking the same thing. Would've guessed closer to 25 actually

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Levy Tran2024-12-14 17:13

A lot of tattoos but they are well-done & NOT cheap...she obviously values herself highly. She is absolutely DREAMY!! 😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Levy Tran2024-12-14 17:12

Great performer...one of the most underrated ever, really wild & voracious sexual appetite. Did more with less than virtually every other girl of her time

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Chandler Steele2024-11-20 13:56

Great classic girl. Beautiful esp. eyes, gave passionate performances every time. Always satisfies her viewer.

Posted by HansSolo69Er on Kristina Black2022-05-11 23:01

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OMFG 😮🥰😍

Posted by HansSolo69Er on gallery 'Kiera Winters pops out of her thin, grey jacket' of Kiera Winters2024-12-29 01:52