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Seriously, dude? You're replying to a six-year-old message?

What a dumbass you are.

Posted by drusus on Mary Moody2025-07-09 21:28

I thought she was hot, too, but her crazy hair really turned me off in her gatefold photos. She looked much more lovely with her natural hair.

Posted by drusus on Hope Marie Carlton2025-07-06 05:41

Totally agreed, Gator. Who could *EVER* forget it when she perched, completely naked, on the back of the convertible in the desert?

Posted by drusus on Corinna Harney2025-07-03 13:52

"She" doesn't even look like a woman.

Posted by drusus on Irene Andersen2025-07-03 08:16

She made, by far, the better Naevia in Spartacus -- and her nude scenes were absolutely delicious! Who wouldn't want to have her as his slave girl, and lay her?

Posted by drusus on Lesley-Ann Brandt2025-07-02 00:22

Crocc, it must be nice to live with your head buried in the middle of your large intestine.

Posted by drusus on Stella Stevens2025-07-01 03:59

She was lovely on "Coach."

I wish someone had "coached" her to bare it all.

Posted by drusus on Clare Carey2025-06-28 08:19

Tell us, Crocc -- how does it feel to go through life with flabby breasts, no penis or slit, and an ass as flabby as a dead sponge?

Posted by drusus on Erin Heidrich2025-06-28 01:56

Careful, Oppaid. Existential Fricking Dumbo may have a temper tantrum because you DARED to dispute his more-than-holy ramblings.

Posted by drusus on Karen Witter2025-06-25 23:18

I GAVE her a "1" (changed from a "9") BECAUSE her page is blank.

Deny the customers what you will, and reap the result.

Posted by drusus on Shelby Chesnes2025-06-13 01:21

She should take a few creampies to make her understand just how much a female needs it.

Posted by drusus on Alicia Rhodes2025-06-13 00:43

@Lurker69: Don't mind EFD. He's a poser who thinks that his own opinion is the only one that matters, and anyone who disagrees with him in the slightest is less than a "true man" -- when in reality, he has no idea what a true man is.

Posted by drusus on Anastasiia Syniavina2025-06-09 21:13

Whoever posted the "dumb bitch has tips made for porn" should be banned.

Posted by drusus on Pingpongpond2025-06-07 07:50

Curious - what do you mean by that?

Posted by drusus on Jessica Lauren2025-06-07 00:33

Eternal Freedom Dharma: "Part of it could be attributed to . . . an increase in the number of breast augmentations nationally."

Fake breasts don't count. The only time I might include breast augmentations is if it was a countermeasure to a mastectomy. Vanity doesn't count. You still think Barry Bonds is the real lifetime HR hitter?

Posted by drusus on India Allen2025-05-31 08:47

"In the 1960s a B cup was average, but in the 1990s a D cup for women was the average. Was smaller in the past due to poor nutrition. So if we are talking big tits, Nancy and Daina are smaller than all the E,F,G,H cups we mentioned. Average for women in 2013 was a DD(in Russia, Sweden, Norway etc., as it is colder there, so larger boobs are evolutionary) and more recently in 2019 onwards a DDD cup in USA." -- Eternal Freedom Dharma

Yes, poor nutrition was the ONLY reason why women had smaller breasts. It couldn't be due to the increase in breast augmentations, which were virtually unheard of 70 years ago.

Try again, knothead.

Posted by drusus on Janet Lupo2025-05-31 08:44

"I speak to the playmates themselves." -- Eternal Freedom Dharma

"Yeah, sure you do. Those voices in your head are either delusional, or you're a dumb bunny that was suckered by a fake account on social media." -- Drusus

"There are fake accounts out there in social media? NO WAY!!!!" -- Eternal Freedom Dharma

(in other words, you saying they are confirmed real accounts means about as much as saying you know more about astrophysics than Stephen Hawking)

Posted by drusus on Diane Hunter2025-05-31 08:42

Well, well, well. Eccentric Failing Doofus actually provided sources. I'm shocked, he actually tried to back up his outlandish assertions.

Here's my reply:

1) "Beautiful" is a subjective term. An opinion term. You do realize that what one person considers "beautiful" might be different from others, don't you? And that beauty does not necessarily mean the way a person looks. If you don't understand either, perhaps you should study "human free will" for about three years and not post one single message you have completed that task.

2) More humor with your "I've always had a lot of success with beautiful women." Sure you did. You keep telling yourself that big lie and maybe it'll become reality, at least in your own head, in a couple of decades.

3) Reviewing your first web site, here's a statement from the opening paragraph:

"Even though it can be difficult to determine the exact number, it is believed that the average cup size is 34DD. This is calculated based on data from bra sales across the country. However, It is difficult to figure out just how accurate this number is, as there are some people who might be wearing the wrong bra size. There are also some people who may have undergone breast augmentation, which can throw off the final value."

First, IT IS BELIEVED. That's not actual fact. Second, you can't really be so imbecilic as to believe that the rise in cup size has no correlation to the increase in women having breast augmentations. That skews the data. I'll bet you believe Barry Bonds hit every HR after, say 500, drinking nothing more than milk and orange juice, too.

4) Regarding your second site, you almost discredit your own source, since the site owners already mention the increase in breast augmentations. In addition, if women realize they have been wearing the wrong size bra and thus buy a bigger bra, that doesn't mean that their breast size has increased. It stayed the same. Finally, they close with "So, what’s the average bra size? Turns out, there really is no one clear answer." So you trying to provide an answer is a futile endeavor.

So let's stop hearing about your knowledge about breast sizes and how they have increased due to diet in the past decades. The data is skewed and the people conducting the study already acknowledge that there's no way to calculate average bra size.

Last tidbit: If you're going to make a claim, be prepared to back up that claim. Otherwise you're just another poser.

Have a nice day.

Posted by drusus on Aletta Ocean2025-05-31 05:26

The names of the movies are "Death of a Centerfold" (the one with Jamie Lee Curtis) and "Star 80" (the one with Mariel Hemingway as Dorothy, and Mariel got breast implants for the movie).

If memory serves, Cliff Robertson played Hef in the latter movie, and did a most credible job.

Posted by drusus on Dorothy Stratten2025-05-31 05:13

No, Kyle. He's reading from various Playmate sites. And all his opinions are pretty much unsubstantiated, such as the 17 Playmates he claims to talk to regularly on their social media accounts. Bull.

Posted by drusus on Kimberly McArthur2025-05-29 21:23

Show us the data, EFD. Or just STFU.

Posted by drusus on Karen Witter2025-05-29 15:03

Curious, KENT.

"Because first of all 90% of women are ugly or average."

I'm sure that gets you a lot of fans among the female community. That phrase alone makes you a stone-cold misogynist.

Posted by drusus on Aletta Ocean2025-05-26 14:37

EFD:

1) I shouldn't have to mention picture #13, but I did, because there were three pictures after it and even the little things sometimes bounce off your granite skull.

2) OK, so I made a mistake in using the wrong article. Sue me, Mr. Grammar Police.

3) Public access, huh? So this is easy to find, yet you won't even list credible sources. I listed three, plus my attendance at numerous conventions.

4) Social media? Social media? You consider that a credible source? My goodness. How in the world do you know they weren't set up by some poser pretending to be that Playmate?

I don't even know why I bother. You're so arrogant about everything you say and you can't back up any of it. Just like a bully.

Go away. 



Posted by drusus on Diane Hunter2025-05-26 14:35

Word, Bi53!

Posted by drusus on Mia Malkova2025-05-23 21:27

Oh yes, Mr. Literal. She is indeed dead, as of six year ago.

What most people realized -- and what you failed to -- is I was talking about picture #13, which still shows (showed) her to be a lovely woman at the time the photograph was taken.

Talking with you is like talking to a eight-year-old. Always thinks you know everything and will pop off about anything.

By the way, just where did you get your knowledge about Playmates that you so voraciously post all over these boards? I've been following Playboy since the late 70s by subscription, attendance at events like Glamourcon and GUTS, and web sites like the Cyber Club (until 2012) and Playboy Plus -- including Playboy TV -- as well as various sites like mypmates.com and pipesandpjs.

What's YOUR credential, arrogant one?

Posted by drusus on Diane Hunter2025-05-21 02:20

@EFD Yes, I'm sure you have slept with over a hundred women. Just like you know everything about every single Playmate and played center field for the Yankees thirty years ago and flew three space missions on the shuttle and two trips to the ISS back in '07 as a mission specialist.

Meanwhile, back in RealityLand, the rest of us are laughing at you and your arrogance and delusions.

Posted by drusus on Mia Malkova2025-05-18 09:40

"Only minors can go into anyone's custody."

What about "police custody?"

Research life, EFD. Don't just listen to those voices in your head that tell you what a star you were for the Yankees and how you saved the ISS back in '07.

Posted by drusus on Dorothy Stratten2025-05-15 23:02

"Coming out of the closet" - that's the best rejoinder you can give? Pathetic.

Listen, biologically Kim Petras may have an XY chromosomal structure. Only Kim and possibly her examining doctor know -- certainly not you or I, nor should we ever be privy to that information. But if Kim wants to refer to herself as a "she," I'll call her she. Doesn't matter one whit, except for respect. I'm not going to change my heterosexual choices in life for her or anyone else.

Next time you talk about reality checks, remember that you were banned for breaking rules here and then -- THE VERY NEXT DAY -- created another account and didn't really change anything. So your reality check is that though you may believe you are one of those people who believe you're always correct about everything and that everyone should bow down to you, you should consider that you're an imperfect person who makes lots of mistakes, only unlike most of us, you don't learn anything from them and keep blundering your way through life -- in DENIAL.

Posted by drusus on Kim Petras2025-05-15 23:00

I was right. Eternal Freedom Dharma = Triggered. About. EVERYTHING.

Posted by drusus on Petra Verkaik2025-05-15 22:49

Wow, you have a future in comedy, Eternal Freedom Dharma!

Regarding your "I've actually studied taekwondo for many years."

Was this before or after your played center field for the Yankees and before or after you did your three trips on the Space Shuttle and that extended stay on the ISS as a "mission specialist."

So talk all about "living rent free in [my] head" all you want. Given that you have the delusions of grandeur to sort out, I'll leave you to your pitiful existence.

Posted by drusus on Pia Kim2025-05-15 22:48

Eternal Freedom Dharma to the rescue, saying such classy, gentlemanly things as:

1) If a woman doesn't [show it all], she doesn't deserve to be in the top 100 for most [men]. Then implying that she doesn't go naked because her breasts or genitalia are "ugly."

2) Karen McDougal is unworthy of note because she "has small tits." (not a fan of McDougal, but I'd rather have sex with her than share a beer with EFD)

3) Lynda Carter is unworthy of note because "she's an old decrepit granny." Probably because (as he declared before) she "hit the wall." Note: I'm sure EFD's Grandma will appreciate his comment.

4) Natalie Wood was "not a feminine woman." Only she was married to Robert Wagner, one of the studliest males ever to inhabit the planet in the 20th century, and one who at 95 could still probably kick EFD's scrawny bottom into the sewer a few dozen times.

5) Commenting that others are "dumb as a kite."

Yeah, this is a guy who pretty much exemplifies "can't fix stupid."

Posted by drusus on Pia Kim2025-05-15 15:01

@Azeri98: Ironically enough, that's how Eternal Freedom Dharma and FrankJohnson25 refer to their genitals.

Posted by drusus on Nikki Leigh2025-05-13 22:18

@DragonCannon45: Your comment would be significant only if I gave a shit what you think.

I don't. #end

Posted by drusus on Abigaile Johnson2025-05-12 23:19

@DragonCannon45: Gee, now you've made me cry.

WhatEVER shall I do?

Posted by drusus on Juliette Frette2025-05-12 21:27

Oh boy, Btotan, now you've done it. Wait til' "Eternal Freedom Dharma" (a.k.a. Eternally ForkedUp Dude) sees your comment about cup sizes. He'll pop a woody the size of a redwood and respond in a litany only understandable to tortured souls like him.

Posted by drusus on Petra Verkaik2025-05-12 21:26

@Chenango55: Are you talking about this model?

https://www.babepedia.com/babe/Jessica_Robinson

That's NOT her.

Posted by drusus on Jessica Robinson2025-05-11 22:09

Me too. She needs to get naked.

Now. And Often.

Posted by drusus on Rachel Pizzolato2025-05-10 03:39

She's overrated. Possibly the most overrated Playmate, ever.

Posted by drusus on Jennifer Walcott2025-05-05 20:47

Someone is a whiny little shee-eet. Crocc evidently didn't even know about the Playboy Cyber Club thirty to twenty years ago, when they chatted regularly with Playmates and Cyber Girls of the Month and kept transcripts for those that couldn't make it -- or who arrived late. Not to mention the Casting Calls, the Coeds of the Month, and so forth.

Of course, that's because Crocc is a bitter piece of garbage that couldn't afford cable on his $4/hour McDonald's salary, and couldn't keep a woman satisfied with his mannequin-like delta.

Go haunt another board, Crocc. All you are is negativity. We don't need you.

Posted by drusus on Jean Cannon2025-05-04 09:19

Don't pay any attention to Mykranilli, Harrie. He's still bitter over finding out that not only does he have a little sausage, but that it's bone-dry. (pun intended)

Posted by drusus on Samadhi Amor2025-05-03 04:40

She looks AI generated.

Posted by drusus on Eva Tabu2025-05-02 13:53

Pretty thing. She will be converted.

Posted by drusus on Jeff Milton2025-05-01 02:51

How can you do that without a penis?

Posted by drusus on Alana Soares2025-04-30 20:23

My apologies. Your bar was so low that you never had a wall to hit.

Posted by drusus on Mia Malkova2025-04-29 10:17

So, what Excessively Failing Dumbo is saying, is that ***IT*** will refer to Kim Petras as a "he."

What a knucklehead.

Posted by drusus on Kim Petras2025-04-29 10:16

So?

Posted by drusus on Daphnee Lynn Duplaix2025-04-29 08:07

You're a real charmer, Eternally Forkheaded Dippsheet!

Posted by drusus on Carrie Stevens2025-04-29 08:06

"She" used to be a man.

Posted by drusus on Kim Petras2025-04-29 05:48

When did you hit your wall, oh-knowest-of-everything? Six?

Posted by drusus on Mia Malkova2025-04-29 05:47

Unimpressive, to say the least.

Posted by drusus on Megan Rapinoe2025-04-28 03:46

Conservative or liberal, she was still meant to be on all fours, naked, licking a man's foot.

Posted by drusus on Leeann Tweeden2025-04-28 01:45

You obviously haven't played College Daze by G28Here. It's not a fantasy, it's a game.

You know what those are? They're the ones you lose at, all the time, and cry like a baby -- just like you do all over these boards?

Posted by drusus on Abigail Mac2025-04-18 13:02

True, but that's like saying that Raspberry and Apple pie are better than Peach pie.

All are delicious, and no one would turn them down if served them.

Posted by drusus on Terri Welles2025-04-16 20:32

@Valiant Duck You are operating under the belief that I value your opinion so highly as to take it as the gold standard.

I do not. Arrogant self-righteous sanctimonious losers and their opinion hold little value for me.

Posted by drusus on Sondra Theodore2025-03-31 14:36

Me too. OSCP seems to have gone stealth. ;)

Posted by drusus on Antonia Sainz2025-03-25 20:46

Once again you spout nonsense, Eccentric Femboy Damaged. If the "Playboy Cyber Club" is alive and well, then post the link.

This is the link to "Playboy Plus."

https://www.playboyplus.com/

Your turn. Post it, unless you're one of those spouting maniacs who talk out of their ass.

Posted by drusus on Karen Velez2025-03-21 20:05 (edited 2025-03-22 00:33)

I still remember her photo in the 1985 S.I. Swimsuit Issue with her bending forward in a skimpy yellow swimsuit, the caption reading, "Like a living sphinx, Kathy . . . " It just about vaulted me into the next dimension!

Posted by drusus on Kathy Ireland2025-03-20 21:39

There's Valiant Duck, a.k.a. Eternal Femdom Dirtbag, always showing great respect towards women by using words like "useless."

Posted by drusus on Ashlyn Dupont2025-03-20 00:51 (edited 2025-03-20 00:51)

I give as evidence Frank's account -- with no favorites or comments except about my postings -- to the fact that it is a troll account and should not be responded to.

Posted by drusus on Lindsey Vuolo2025-03-18 00:34

Ha ha ha ha ha, OSP! That's putting the sanctimonious phoney in its place!

Posted by drusus on Pamela Anderson2025-03-17 21:21

Yes, you're right, VD / EFD. You're ABSOLUTELY right.

(knowing that EFD has no fuckin' idea what Donna Edmondson was doing in November or December 1986)

Posted by drusus on Donna Edmondson2025-03-17 21:20

You know someone is triggered when someone creates a fake account (frankjohnson2k5) simply to troll your comments.

Poor little wiener -- as wiener is a synonym for frank, with no johnson.

Posted by drusus on Lindsey Vuolo2025-03-17 14:58

Hmm. The Playmate of November 1985 was Pamela Annette Saunders. Maybe you meant the Pet of the Month for November 1985 -- the late Carina Ragnarsson? Oh, sorry, she was born in 1967 and so there's no WAY she could have been Playmate in 1979 when she was just 11 or 12 years old.

Sources: https://myppets.club/1985
https://mypmates.club/1985

Posted by drusus on Teri Weigel2025-03-17 12:16

Quote your source. Or shut thine yap.

Posted by drusus on Sasha Bonilova2025-03-17 12:10

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant, for the pleasures of REAL males, not pseudo-intellectual know-it-all types who spout such baseless information about the REAL Playmates nor holier-than-thou sanctimonious phony-types.

You are not a real male, so I would NEVER speak for you.

Posted by drusus on Sasha Bonilova2025-03-17 12:09

You have ***SOOOO*** much knowledge, VD! Why don't you start using sources instead of making up facts on the spot?

Watch Dorothy Stratten's 1980 PMOY of the Year video -- the one that includes Mario Casilli shooting her PMOY pictorial with the bathtub scenes -- and you'll hear Hef's commentary on why he picked Dorothy for the 1980 PMOY over Candy Loving.

As for all the other talk about Candy and her husbands and relationships, you're just spouting. If you had a source you would have stated it. Unless you're one of those guys from FantasyLand who claim to be friends with all the Playmates.

Also it takes a pretty insecure soul to "thumbs-up" his former account with his currnet account.

I'm done with you. You're nothing but a mouth. And a bad one.

Posted by drusus on Candy Loving2025-03-17 12:05

A "kolar" is what belongs around your neck, and a "tasta" is something you have never had the pleasure to enjoy -- and never will, being a living example of a human contraceptive, whose appearance and personality will keep "it" from breeding.

Posted by drusus on Shanna Marie McLaughlin2025-03-16 00:46

Well, well, well. A new troll. Five bucks'll get you ten that it's another poster creating a duplicate account to stalk users that hurt their poor widdle feelings on this site.

Posted by drusus on Olivia Paige2025-03-16 00:45

The Playboy Cyber Club that Valiant Duke / whatever alias he is using now refers to was taken off-line in 2012.

It has been known as Playboy Plus since then.

Also remember that while it might carry the Playboy name, and even have the Playboy backing, it is not the definitive source for all things Playboy. It is missing countless Playmates. Some who have been deleted from the site include the immortal late Miss December 1968, Cynthia Myers, and Miss January 1985, Joan Bennett (who doesn't even have a page here).

Posted by drusus on Karen Velez2025-03-11 00:55

Wow. You come to a nudie site because it is soothing. Most people take a hot bath or listen to pleasant music, but you have truly found a new way to ease your troubled soul.

Now, if it didn't sound like arrogant self-righteousness, it might almost be true.

Posted by drusus on Devin DeVasquez2025-03-11 00:50

We at Babepedia are ***SO LUCKY*** to have resident expert, Valiant Duke, to patiently and (without condescension) explain to us what bust sizes are!

And to explain that our vision is wrong.

It's no wonder he's been shunned by society and has to find solace on a web site where his know-it-all attitude would cause even the Mahatma to want to kick his ass.

Posted by drusus on Venice Kong2025-03-10 20:38

For once, I agree with Oosquai -- they do look bigger than a C.

But in Steve Sullivan's "Glamour Girls of the Century" (in which she was rated #893), he lists her as a C.

Whoodathunkit?

Posted by drusus on Venice Kong2025-03-09 10:12

Why do you love this site, Valiant Duke?

Posted by drusus on Devin DeVasquez2025-03-09 02:37

Well, then, how about this link:

https://mypmates.club/1981/Miss-July/Heidi-Sorenson

Clearly states she is natural breasted. Combined with thenude.eu, which also states that she is naturally breasted, this provides at least two sources you have NOT debunked.

By the way, where is *YOUR* source of information that she has false breasts? Curious.

Posted by drusus on Heidi Sorenson2025-03-09 02:22

(sigh) It's so difficult for some people to understand posts.

What I ***MEANT***, Valiant Duke, is that Cindy Brooks, Miss April 1985, was displayed naked when her issue went on sale in March 1985. That made her 33 at the time.

Of course, it doesn't matter about the age of the female. There are ugly 18 year olds and lovely septuagenarians.

Now, stop stalking my comments in an effort to salvage your wounded pride from being banned.

Posted by drusus on Cindy Brooks2025-03-08 03:21

Oh, give us a break, Valiant! OSP is clearly commenting on something that many Puerto Ricans call themselves, as do Hawaiians -- "Island People." I certainly don't take offense when HI residents refer to the contiguous US citizens as "Mainlanders" (or, for that matter, Alaskans calling us "The Lower 48"). I'm not offended by such words. But if you are, I suggest you take an "Oversensitivity Training" class.

Further, Karen posed for her PMOY layout in Tahiti. Another island. So she's a multi-island girl. BFD.

Posted by drusus on Karen Velez2025-03-08 01:30

"They always looked fake."

Your opinion.
Not fact.

Posted by drusus on Karen Velez2025-03-08 01:27

I love how there are posters out there who claim to be the know-all about Playboy Playmates and spout incredibly long diatribes supporting their opinion with no regards to whether it's true or not. Maybe it's insecurity.

As for me, I'm going to enjoy these lovely women, most of whom displayed every inch of their lovely beauty for males, with little regard for whether their breasts were "fake" or "real." Karen's sure look real, and moved as real breasts do during her PMOY video. That's enough for me.

Posted by drusus on Karen Velez2025-03-08 01:23

You're out of your mind, once again, Valiant.

Posted by drusus on Tricia Lange2025-03-08 00:32

Unlike you, Valiant Du . . . that is, EFD, I don't know what she looks like nowadays. Do you? If so, maybe you should consider a profession other than "stalker."

Posted by drusus on Lesa Ann Pedriana2025-03-08 00:31

Why don't you provide the information instead, Valiant Du . . . I mean, EternalFreedomDharma? You are obviously so knowledgeable as to the existence of such a series, provide one of them.

In other words . . . put up, or, well, you know the other choice.

Posted by drusus on Justine Greiner2025-03-06 21:32

I use the term "was" because most of us aren't stalkers who have seen her within the last year or so. She may not even be alive.

I have no doubt that if she, if still alive, is quite lovely and happy, and above any comments I might make about her. And vast spaces above anything you might say about her. Tasta that.

Posted by drusus on Lourdes Estores2025-02-28 19:23

I'd rather watch golf played by 80+ year old people than watch that tape.

Posted by drusus on Tila Nguyen2025-02-24 22:43

What exactly *are* the lies, Hollow One?

Posted by drusus on Eva Braun2025-02-23 21:45

Wow, VD has gotten a lot less compassionate in his second incarnation. And he wasn't that compassionate -- or intelligent -- before 9 February 2025.

Posted by drusus on Debbie Boostrom2025-02-19 22:24

Boobpedia and TheNude.eu both have her listed as "real." Plus -- look at her photos, especially 10, 11 and 12. False breasts don't lie like that. It may be possible that she got implants after her Centerfold appearance, but when she appeared in Playboy they were definitely real.

Also, this profile can be edited by anyone with a working set of hands. Just because some doofus puts "fake" here doesn't mean they are. I don't think Boobpedia and TheNude.eu, both widely reputable organizations, allow easy editing like Babepedia.

Posted by drusus on Heidi Sorenson2025-02-19 22:22

Not fake.

Posted by drusus on Heidi Sorenson2025-02-18 21:00

EFD, otherwise known as VD II, spouts off about something he cannot comprehend. Communists and fascists are diametrically opposed. Too, the PRC is *not* a true communistic state. If it were, there wouldn't be such things as TaoBao.

Posted by drusus on Nancy Ace2025-02-18 20:58

I agree, OSCP. Eternal Freedom Dharma's account was created on 9 February, one day after VD's account was deleted for his many violations of site policy.

Posted by drusus on Kaya Christian2025-02-16 21:56

That would be quite a feat.

One that I will happily not attend.

Posted by drusus on Nancy Ace2025-02-15 04:58

@VD: Once again you state facts that are not in evidence, except in your self-righteous mind:

1) Candy Loving was chosen as the 25th Anniversary Playmate over Dorothy Stratten not because of "scheduling," but because HMH thought that Candy, at 22 and a senior at the University of Oklahoma, would be better able to handle the media blitz that came with the Silver Anniversary Playmate and all the attention that came with it, than an 18-year-old Canadian. It was stated by Hef himself on many occasions, and even recorded on an old video that used to run on the Playboy Channel.
2) Dorothy Stratten was chosen PMOY in 1980, not 1979. And you must remember that Candy Loving had more pictorials in Playboy than Dorothy Stratten did -- January 1979, August 1979, February 1981, and September 1982.
3) Candy Loving was married at the time. Her husband's name was Ron Prather. That might have had something to do with Playboy not naming her PMOY, although my personal opinion is that Dorothy just edges out Candy. Still, Candy was probably the most memorable Anniversary Playmate. Steve Sullivan, in his "Glamour Girls of the Century" book, stated (and I concur) that "Playboy has carried out a nationwide search for the perfect anniversary Playmate, but none has been able to measure up to the unspeakably sweet Candy."

Posted by drusus on Candy Loving2025-02-08 12:44

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I rarely comment on new galleries, but this one is simply outstanding. Photos 5, 6 and 7 are perfect representations of the submissive female form.

Well done.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Amelie B seductively exposes her voluptuous figure and luscious natural curves' of Amelie B2025-07-08 02:50

I had the same question -- why screw around when it's the lovely Leanna Decker we all know and love?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Rachel Reid seductively drops her bra to exhibit her natural big juicy melons' of Leanna Decker2025-07-03 02:10

@Bradpitt: Was this before or after you played center field for the Yankees and flew three covert missions on the Space Shuttle?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Nancy Ace and Sybil undresses each other, flaunting their slim figure and pussy' of Nancy Ace2025-05-12 14:59

That's an amazing imagination you got there, stdoelsewhere. You should be writing books.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Danniela shows off her perfect tattooed figure and hairless minge' of Danniela2024-12-24 11:35

She assumes the doggy style so naturally, in photo 11, that it is clear she is a kajira that loves being b**ch-fucked into submission.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Briana displays her curvy figure and bubble butt as she gets naked by the beach' of Xenia Blonde2024-12-18 19:26

Another lovely kajira who should wear nothing but a kolar and lay for the pleasures of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Li Moon seductively posing on the couch exhibiting her luscious body and curves' of Li Moon2024-09-20 22:50

A pretty little kajira like her belongs bent over, offering her ass for the pleasure of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Lee Moon gives horny looks as she eats a banana pretending it is a cock' of Li Moon2024-09-16 18:33

...said the gelding.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Tru Kait undresses in the garden flaunting her massive tits and trimmed minge' of Tru Kait2024-06-18 22:06

Overrated, almost from the moment she appeared at her first Playboy Casting Call.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'September Carrino reveals her big juicy boobs, playfully engaging with the camera' of September Carrino2024-05-29 20:10

When she opens her legs it is clear she wants a hard, thick bone deep inside her cunt.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'EternalDesire presents Eve Sweet - Pizza Time' of Eve Sweet2024-05-21 21:04

Another lovely set from this natural kajira who belongs in a kolar and nothing else.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'EternalDesire presents Mila - Mila' of Mila Azul2024-05-18 01:49

Love the way she gapes open in photos 12 and 14. She obviously has fires in her pretty little kajira's belly.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Eve Sweet - Vintage Vibe' of Eve Sweet2024-05-02 12:18

Come on, leave that crap off these boards.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Anita E takes off her dress in the bedroom, showing her thin body and shaved pussy' of Anita E2024-04-14 01:09

Don't you mean 9.8 cm, Fappie?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArtX presents Simon - Perfect Me 1' of Simonn2024-12-24 06:39

A pretty like kajira who belongs in a collar.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - Naked View' of Li Moon2024-02-28 23:29

Oh yes, this pretty kajira definitely "makes it grow." She was made to wearing nothing but a kolar.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Simon - Make It Grow' of Simonn2024-02-23 14:19

You're overcompensating.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Lana Lane allures by presenting her gorgeous curvy body with perky natural tits' of Lana Lane2024-03-28 00:23 (edited 2024-03-30 00:03)

You'd think some people get paid by the word for their comments on here.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Lana Lane allures by presenting her gorgeous curvy body with perky natural tits' of Lana Lane2024-03-30 00:04

I don't have a problem with writing nasty, but if I want a novel I'll go to the library.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Lana Lane allures by presenting her gorgeous curvy body with perky natural tits' of Lana Lane2024-03-30 17:27

Why is that a problem? No shielding should conceal the loveliness of a female's intimacies, nor should it be allowed to lower her sexual capabilities.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Cute blonde Emma K flaunts her slim physique with luscious curves and shaved pussy' of Decima2024-01-28 08:57

She keeps her thighs parted like a good kajira, and obviously desires satisfaction for the fires burning in her pretty little belly.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Li Moon undresses by the sea to exhibit her pink shaved pussy and slender body' of Li Moon2024-09-21 04:07

Such a lovely little kajira, made to be naked. Photo #9, where she's inviting you to take her, is typical Li -- ready to be claimed like the tasta she is.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Li Moon is delightful to watch as she exposes her small breasts and shaved pussy' of Li Moon2023-07-16 20:46

When she assumes the bitch position in the shower, she's just begging for sex. Who wouldn't want to conquer her?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Li Moon strips exhibit her perfect figure by stripping her lingerie in the shower' of Li Moon2023-07-01 06:39

Eufrat has been a favorite for many years. One can only hope to spend a spot of time in a Jacuzzi with her, both naked and ready to do what couples do.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eufrat A. in detail' of Eufrat2023-03-18 08:16

Actually, it's OUR pleasure that she displays her lovely, well-curved form for us.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Helana - My Pleasure' of Lana Broks2023-03-18 08:14

Love to see those beautiful breasts (that "blossomed" when she attained teenagedom) bare. As the rest of her.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Outstanding Blake Blossom removes her black lingerie bodysuit in the living room' of Blake Blossom2023-03-18 08:12

Our cocoa-skinned lovely looks well, naked.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sexy Barbie is all set to tease you as she surrenders her pink pussy on the bed' of Barbie (W4B)2023-03-18 08:11

Molly is incredible. Love to see her small, well-curved form displayed!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Blonde Molly takes off the clothes showing off her picture-perfect figure outdoors' of Molly Photodromm2023-03-18 08:10

A lovely female. She posed for Playboy (under the name Jody Palmer, I believe) and looks beautiful naked no matter what name she is called.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Ginger Jolie exposing her fantastic boobies on the couch' of Ginger Jolie2023-03-01 17:42

A lovely tasta, made to be naked for the pleasures of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Lillie Pie - Amethyst' of Lillie Pie2023-02-26 07:02

A complete set with lovely Eve is definitely Sweet. Made to be naked for the pleasures of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'EternalDesire presents Eve Sweet - Palms' of Eve Sweet2023-02-20 22:13

One of the best out there. Her presentation pose in #13 is classic -- lifted breasts, wide hips, and delicious womanhood on full display for the pleasure of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Kiere - In Style' of Gala Ann2023-01-30 09:51

Seriously?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sabina Rouge poses seductively while eating fruit' of Sabina Rouge2023-01-25 02:57

That was clever. Perhaps you should work on your comedy routine.

No, seriously. Scoot!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sabina Rouge poses seductively while eating fruit' of Sabina Rouge2023-01-25 03:33

You have an amazing imagination.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Rinna looks absolutely hot being completely naked in the garden' of Rinna Ly2022-12-04 09:40

You bitter because you haven't been near a cunt since you were born?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Martina Mink - World Class View' of Martina Mink2022-11-13 08:50

Amanda is an arrogent, nasty she-urt who was made to be put in a kolar.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Amanda Corey nude on the couch' of Amanda Corey2022-11-11 19:02

The way these two completely bare kajirae pose in the last two photos are classic. Whether bent over or squatting, each with their pretty thighs spread, they are absolutely love. They belong in kolars.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Kiere & Simone are having fun together by the bathtub' of Gala Ann2022-08-19 23:59

Two lovely kajirae, meant to be bent over and lift their sweet asses for male pleasure.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Kiere and her big-breasted friend Simone are spoiling each other at home' of Gala Ann2022-08-19 23:22

Made to be clean, so she can get dirty.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sabrina Nichole enjoying a soapy shower' of Sabrina Nichole2021-11-06 06:42

@Bradpitt: Does it get lonely inside your delusional mind?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sky Wonderland spreads her legs to show sweet pussy while stripping off clothes' of Sky Wonderland2024-11-21 22:08

Beautiful, but not bare. Submit only completely raw shots of her, please.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Hot Asian babe Li Moon takes off her yellow top and exhibits her natural boobs' of Li Moon2021-07-28 22:40

Yes, a well-curved female who obviously needs something deep inside her. Who wouldn't want to use her?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Vanea H showing off her big breasts in the outdoors' of Viola Bailey2021-07-28 22:02

...or without socks, completely bare.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Busty brunette Connie Carter looks smoking hot in high socks' of Connie Carter2021-07-28 21:37

One of the most delicious little tastas posing today. She was made to be naked and with her knees open, revealing that pretty little slit, so perfect and made for a man's pleasure.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Viola Bailey - Narangi' of Viola Bailey2021-07-28 21:18

Who doesn't love a pretty little thing who strips swiftly and spreads her knees?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - For Met Art' of Li Moon2021-07-28 20:58

She was made to strip naked and await a male in bed, ready to receive the power of his manhood deep within her obviously sexually needful body.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Spicy redhead Ariel shows off her big tits and trimmed pussy' of Gabrielle Lupin2021-07-27 19:33

He doesn't get it, does he?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Kym Graham and Holly Peers posing nude in the pool' of Kym Graham2024-04-10 01:49

Interesting how there is more hair on the coconut than on her below the neck. LOL!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Viola Bailey loves coconut' of Viola Bailey2021-07-27 06:05

She truly needs something deep inside her. Just not her fingers.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Viola Bailey strips her flower top and jeans hotpants outdoor' of Viola Bailey2021-07-26 18:28

This is an older set, yet is amazing as the females strip swiftly and go to all fours, ready to be displayed in the animal position so right for their gender.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Connie Carter and Lizzie Ryan posing nude together by the lake' of Connie Carter2021-07-26 18:02

Another lovely well-curved beauty, made to be naked and on her knees, her thighs spread and her body gaping open in anticipation of what should be done with her.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Viola Bailey - Espezie' of Viola Bailey2021-07-26 17:16

She is indeed a lovely, well-curved tasta, made to be naked and with her legs spread for the pleasure of males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Viola Bailey - Maulie' of Viola Bailey2021-07-26 16:50

Agreed with Rany. She belongs absolutely naked, head to toe, on her knees before males, her thighs spread.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Ariel in sexy lingerie and stockings stripping for you' of Gabrielle Lupin2021-07-26 15:52

Two lovely little puddings, made to be naked and with their knees spread, before males.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Emily Bloom and Skye Blue strip naked together on the bed' of Emily Bloom2021-07-26 15:41

Someone is a damn coward, the fool who posted:

"Oh yeah, what's your talent? What's your contribution to the human condition? Kate Upton may just be a set of tits but that's more than you've contributed or will ever be worth..."

Evidently that poster's contribution to "the human condition" is to display how NOT to live a productive, happy life.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Kate Upton posing in body paint bikini' of Kate Upton2023-12-10 18:43

Not sure what you meant by that?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - Hostess' of Li Moon2021-07-25 18:27

What a hot little tasta! Love how she gapes open.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - Slick' of Li Moon2021-07-25 18:12

Aren't you the clever one. Maybe you should spend some time on your comedy routine.

No, seriously. Scoot!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eve Sweet takes off her lingerie revealing her nice pussy and breasts' of Eve Sweet2023-01-25 03:34

You really don't get the fact that people are laughing AT you, not WITH you, don't you, DDT?

Seriously, your stupid posts and desire to try to goad me into a "discussion" are getting old, fast. Concentrate on the lovely females instead of the fellow posters. You'll be much happier. And you have a long way to go in that direction, it surely appears.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eve Sweet takes off her lingerie revealing her nice pussy and breasts' of Eve Sweet2023-02-12 05:06

Get well soon!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eve Sweet takes off her lingerie revealing her nice pussy and breasts' of Eve Sweet2023-02-12 09:14

One of the most delicious of the 2010s. She was made to be completely bare (save for perhaps a kolar) before males, serving their pleasure.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Amy Leigh Andrews taking off see-through lingerie on couch' of Amy Leigh Andrews2021-10-02 03:35

Delicious, though this set features her with orange skin more bright than a tangerine.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Amy Leigh Andrews wearing pink lingerie and high heels in tea room' of Amy Leigh Andrews2021-10-02 03:36

She's incredibly lovely, and knows to stay naked and with her thighs spread like a good kajira.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Candice B - Crisp' of Candice B2022-11-19 02:19

This lovely tasta could keep anyone "warm in winter," especially naked and with her thighs open.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Candice B - Warm In Winter' of Candice B2022-11-17 19:26

One of her best sets, where she -- completely bare, the way she should be -- assumes the various postures of submission so right for the female.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Busty Ashley Spring possing sensually by the pilar' of Ashley Spring2021-07-25 17:18

This pretty little tasta was made to be absolutely bare, from head to toe, save for a kolar, and at the feet of males, pleasing them.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Jenya D loves showing her perfect body in the bedroom' of Katie Fey2021-10-31 18:49

Truly a lovely kajira.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Brunette babe Ashley Spring reveals her big breasts on the chair' of Ashley Spring2021-07-25 10:12

You think she'd like two centimetres?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'You will love these pictures of Asian beauty Ellie Lou' of Ellie Lou2021-10-30 01:16

She was made to be completely naked, save for a kolar, at the feet of males, serving them.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'You will love these pictures of Asian beauty Ellie Lou' of Ellie Lou2021-10-30 01:17

Sounds like you have a lot of time to track others' comments, Duane. I suggest you find a hobby. Needlepoint sounds good for a femmeman like you.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'You will love these pictures of Asian beauty Ellie Lou' of Ellie Lou2023-01-20 17:58

One of the most fantastically curved females ever to display her bare form for the pleasure of males. Her delicious breasts, wide hips and sleek ass are everything a female should be. Who wouldn't want to put her in his kolar?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Femjoy presents - Ashley Spring' of Ashley Spring2021-07-24 21:02

A most excellent set, one where the pretty kajira is completely naked and often keeps her thighs spread, exposing the deliciousness of her gash for the delight of all males. Who wouldn't want her?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eternal Desire presents Emily Bloom - Touch' of Emily Bloom2021-07-24 20:44

Another older set which clearly displays this lovely, large-breasted, wide-hipped beauty as the pretty kajira she was meant to be.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sexy Ashley packing big breasts underneath her skin tight dress' of Ashley Spring2021-07-24 20:10

This set is not new, it is from many years ago. But Ashley is still a pretty tasta who belongs absolutely naked and on her knees. Too, her breasts depend nicely when she is on all fours. Who wouldn't want her in such a position?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Busty babe Ashley Spring posing nude with flowers around her' of Ashley Spring2021-07-24 19:39

She should have stopped messing around and just took the sweater off. Her slit is amazing.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Rylsky Art presents Aislin - Bajo' of Aislin2021-07-24 19:18

Now, THAT is some sweet pink!

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Eternal Desire presents Aislin - Huma' of Aislin2021-07-24 13:51

Who wouldn't want this pretty tasta completely naked (save for a kolar) next to a fireplace? Or, really, anywhere?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Inviting Amberleigh West is naked and relaxed by the cozy fireplace' of Amberleigh West2021-10-07 02:08

No. Females belong naked, from head to toe. No footwear.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Jillian Janson looks great in boots' of Jillian Janson2021-07-24 13:37

What are ballet chores, and why is she photographed so far off?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Fantastic Emily Bloom doing ballet chores naked' of Emily Bloom2021-07-24 12:47

Photos are too far to see the absolute loveliness of this pretty naked kajira.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sexy Ali Rose exposing her beautiful body on the wooden bridge' of Ali Rose2021-07-24 12:28

Princess or not, her twin false orbs are something out of a dystopian fairy tale where the low-born beautiful girl is magically transformed into a snotty, arrogant, plastic autocrat. Close the book, end the story, and burn the thing.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Jaclyn Swedberg as sexy medieval princess' of Jaclyn Swedberg2022-09-24 06:08

It is indeed "simply natural" that this female present herself to us bare, save for a collar, her thighs wide and her body ready to be taken. Who wouldn't want to have her?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - Simply Natural' of Li Moon2021-07-24 11:52

Nice! She strips swiftly and opens her thighs happily for our pleasure, just like a good kajira should.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Serena Wood - Subtly Sexy' of Serena Wood2022-11-11 22:14

She does indeed have a pretty little love hole.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Aislin takes off her lingerie gently revealing her tits and trimmed pussy' of Aislin2021-07-24 11:38

Absolutely delicious, particularly when she kneels, naked save for heels and kolar, before the camera, an obvious position of female submission.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Ali Rose getting naked in rock garden' of Ali Rose2021-07-24 11:20

One of the loveliest bodies currently being displayed for male pleasure out there, and one of the sweetest love canals around.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Viola Bailey - Christe' of Viola Bailey2021-07-23 21:55

A fantastically beautiful female, pretty and with large breasts, a sleek belly, wide hips, a full ass, and a slit that begs for penetration. Clearly she was made to be naked, for the pleasure of men. It is truly stupid that Playboy never utilized her to a fuller extent.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Sexy Jessica takes off her light blue panties by the pool' of Jessica Workman2021-07-23 20:52

Clearly this is a natural kajira, a female made to be naked for the pleasures of males, licking their feet.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Stunning Alice Antoinette loves sleeping completely nude' of Alice Antoinette2021-11-11 15:59

Yes, she is beautifully breasted, and well-curved in the hips and ass, as well. If she would learn to spread her knees before men it would be perfect.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Jessica Workman strips out of her lingerie on the leather sofa' of Jessica Workman2021-07-23 20:10

Quite a pretty little pudding. Has she ever fucked a man on camera?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'MetArt presents Li Moon - Blue Satin' of Li Moon2021-07-23 19:30

Truly a female with curves in all the right areas -- breasts, belly, hips, ass, thighs, and calves. She was made to be naked. Why she was never made a Playmate was a crazy misadventure that exemplifies Playboy's latest decline into oblivion.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Jessica Workman uncovering her lusty body on the bed' of Jessica Workman2021-07-23 19:19

A decent pictorial, though it should have featured her completely naked and on full display. Why this pretty pudding was never made a Playmate remains a mystery that approaches idiocy.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Delicious brunette Jessica Workman takes off her black lingerie' of Jessica Workman2021-07-23 18:57

Her breasts are indeed lovely, and natural, too. Has she ever fucked a man on camera?

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Bedtime stories are better with Zuzana Drabinova' of Zuzana Drabinova2021-07-23 18:21

Another lovely display by this pretty tasta, who strips swiftly and goes to her knees, ready for giving pleasure to the male.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Ali Rose is sky high in half see-through leather bodysuit' of Ali Rose2021-07-23 18:03

A beautiful female, clad only in bra and panties, then removing them and displaying herself for our pleasure, is always a good thing.

Posted by drusus on gallery 'Busty Stella Cox removes her white lingerie in the bathroom' of Stella Cox2022-08-14 21:59